The Engineer
| Height: | 6'1" | 
| Weight: | 225 lbs | 
| Judging Style: | All paramaters are quantifable | 
| Eating Speed: | Moderate | 
| Eating Capacity: | Impressive | 
| Favorite Tour Stop: | Blue Dot | 
| Burger Do: | Burger must not begin life as a frozen brick | 
| Burger Don't: | Soybean products are never meat | 
| BT Attendance: | Lugubrious | 
| Best Attribute: | Confusing Speech | 
| Character Flaw: | Confusing Speech | 
| Perfect Burger (20 words or less): | Leave some juice in the meat, care enough to add fresh produce, add cheese with flavor, keep my fingers from becoming part of the sandwich. | 
| Quote: | "That will make your tongue slap your brains out!" | 
 
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