The Yankee
| Height: | 6'2" |
| Weight: | 3,840 Ounces |
| Judging Style: | Pushover |
| Eating Speed: | Does he even chew? |
| Eating Capacity: | Endless |
| Favorite Tour Stop: | Oval Office |
| Burger Do: | Add Cheese |
| Burger Don't: | Overcook the Meat |
| BT Attendance: | Perfect |
| Best Attribute: | Unparalelled Sarcasm |
| Character Flaw: | Morbidly Obese |
| Perfect Burger (20 words or less): | Cooked Medium, seasoned, hand made patty, with cheese, small soft toasted buttered bun, fresh produce, no mayo, who needs lettuce? |
| Quote: | "I'm not a Yankee! Mickey Mantle was a Yankee..I'm from Boston you idiots!" |
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