The Accountant
| The Accountant | |
| Height | 6’2″ |
| Weight | Two Bills |
| Allergic to | Shaving Cream |
| Addicted to | Saltwater |
| First Job | Excambia County Tag Office |
| First Car | 1984 Pontiac Fiero |
| Highest Academic Achievement | Sound Booth Operator |
| Greatest Physical Accomplishment | Did Emmitt Smith’s Homework |
| Best Attribute | His Wife |
| Character Flaw | Long-winded Storyteller |
| Theme Song | “Total Eclipse of the Heart” Bonnie Tyler |
| Favorite Reading | Tide Charts |
| Childhood Dreamgirl | Cindy Crawford |
| Celebrity Lookalike | Mark Cuban with a patchy beard |