The Accountant

The Accountant
Height 6’2″
Weight Two Bills
Allergic to Shaving Cream
Addicted to Saltwater
First Job Excambia County Tag Office
First Car 1984 Pontiac Fiero
Highest Academic Achievement Sound Booth Operator
Greatest Physical Accomplishment Did Emmitt Smith’s Homework
Best Attribute His Wife
Character Flaw Long-winded Storyteller
Theme Song “Total Eclipse of the Heart” Bonnie Tyler
Favorite Reading Tide Charts
Childhood Dreamgirl Cindy Crawford
Celebrity Lookalike Mark Cuban with a patchy beard
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