The Coach
| The Coach |
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| Height | 5’8.75″ |
| Weight | 170 pounds |
| Allergic to | Glitter |
| Addicted to | Pain Killers |
| First Job | Fry Tech at Church’s Chicken |
| First Car | 1972 Datsun 200-B |
| Highest Academic Achievement | BS |
| Greatest Physical Accomplishment | Knocked Out 4 Teeth Kneeboarding |
| Best Attribute | Excellent Personal Hygeine |
| Character Flaw | Poor Annunciation |
| Theme Song | “I Can’t Dance” Genesis |
| Favorite Reading | DVR Menu |
| Childhood Dreamgirl | Samantha from Who’s the Boss (Alyssa Milano) |
| Celebrity Lookalike | Leonardo DiCaprio |