The Preacher
| The Preacher | |
| Height | 4 Cubits |
| Weight | 3 Talents |
| Allergic to | Shorts |
| Addicted to | Greek |
| First Job | This one |
| First Car | 15 Passenger Van |
| Highest Academic Achievement | Home School |
| Greatest Physical Accomplishment | Wrestles Teenagers |
| Best Attribute | Well Dressed |
| Character Flaw | His Wife dresses him |
| Theme Song | Do Right |
| Favorite Reading | King James |
| Childhood Dreamgirl | Every one of the Walton girls |
| Celebrity Lookalike | Detective Robert Goren from Law & Order Criminal Intent |